this blog sponsored by typos. call me polar. i’m a sleepy human. definitely not an alien at all. i draw sometimes on doodle or dieTumblr (3.0; @polar-or-die)https://polar-or-die.tumblr.com/<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/9475ee7980e1709c8891b12c689905d8/tumblr_p5qrb2Zmnf1wsbn2ao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://grawly.tumblr.com/post/172040083728/picsthatmakeyougohmm-hmmm-its-there-to-give-the" class="tumblr_blog">grawly</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="https://picsthatmakeyougohmm.tumblr.com/post/172039911411/hmmm" class="tumblr_blog">picsthatmakeyougohmm</a>:</p><blockquote><p>hmmm</p></blockquote> <p>its there to give the upper floor a chance to load first</p></blockquote>https://polar-or-die.tumblr.com/post/175289322083https://polar-or-die.tumblr.com/post/175289322083Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:00:46 -0700<p><a href="http://writing-prompt-s.tumblr.com/post/171928840790/voice-dad-writing-prompt-s-dad-why-arent-we" class="tumblr_blog">writing-prompt-s</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://voice-dad.tumblr.com/post/171919358981/writing-prompt-s-dad-why-arent-we-allowed-to" class="tumblr_blog">voice-dad</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://writing-prompt-s.tumblr.com/post/171918936749/dad-why-arent-we-allowed-to-go-outside-your" class="tumblr_blog">writing-prompt-s</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>“Dad, why aren’t we allowed to go outside?” your daughter asks one day. But she already knows. There is no outside anymore.</p></blockquote> <p>then why the fuck did she ask</p> </blockquote> <p>hmmmmmm…..</p> </blockquote>https://polar-or-die.tumblr.com/post/175289262858https://polar-or-die.tumblr.com/post/175289262858Tue, 26 Jun 2018 17:58:51 -0700<p><a href="http://hehthar.tumblr.com/post/172752306457/slow-riot-thelilnan-slow-riot-danny-devito" class="tumblr_blog">hehthar</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://slow-riot.tumblr.com/post/172744212979/thelilnan-slow-riot-danny-devito-turned-70" class="tumblr_blog">slow-riot</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://thelilnan.tumblr.com/post/102927117678" class="tumblr_blog">thelilnan</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://slow-riot.tumblr.com/post/102916045569/danny-devito-turned-70-today-which-is-weird">slow-riot</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Danny DeVito turned 70 today which is weird because I’ve never had any concept of how old he is, I like to think that he exists outside of time and space</p> </blockquote> <p>more importantly it means no one was aware of him being 69 last year. we fucked up. i can’t believe it. we really fucked up.</p> </blockquote> <p>This post is from 2014. Why has it gotten 20,000 notes in the last 24 hours? Danny DeVito is 73 now, Do your research before you reblog something.</p> </blockquote> <p>O shit i forgot to do my pre-reblogging of a danny devito post research</p> </blockquote>https://polar-or-die.tumblr.com/post/175284652463https://polar-or-die.tumblr.com/post/175284652463Tue, 26 Jun 2018 15:10:45 -0700<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/a4ab6664dffbdfd6cccdb7bd131cb369/tumblr_p1mbpmT9sP1qa81lco1_500.png"/><br/><br/>https://polar-or-die.tumblr.com/post/175284640228https://polar-or-die.tumblr.com/post/175284640228Tue, 26 Jun 2018 15:10:20 -0700<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3edd264f111ab83ee71f4ad1734675e0/tumblr_oaj1tdMxbv1rsy234o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://yebisu.tumblr.com/post/147608035897" class="tumblr_blog">yebisu</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Conversations with my brother go about like this.</p></blockquote>https://polar-or-die.tumblr.com/post/175284480683https://polar-or-die.tumblr.com/post/175284480683Tue, 26 Jun 2018 15:04:42 -0700<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d54a93f4cc09d4745e4c334b29e26ed7/tumblr_p7inrsVL7a1vdbx3no1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>https://polar-or-die.tumblr.com/post/175284349753https://polar-or-die.tumblr.com/post/175284349753Tue, 26 Jun 2018 15:00:27 -0700<p><a href="http://bewbin.tumblr.com/post/173199407206/i-winked-at-a-girl-with-my-third-eye-and-all-her" class="tumblr_blog">bewbin</a>:</p> <blockquote><p> I winked at a girl with my third eye and all her chakras closed. A simple no would’ve sufficed <br/></p></blockquote>https://polar-or-die.tumblr.com/post/175284318808https://polar-or-die.tumblr.com/post/175284318808Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:59:35 -0700<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d9d80029da0ab4ec3e348f8ecdd5da54/tumblr_p5hsxnsRkb1vczovpo1_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/be5ba855e41c60cf941f1cc9795c8e41/tumblr_p5hsxnsRkb1vczovpo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>https://polar-or-die.tumblr.com/post/175284314983https://polar-or-die.tumblr.com/post/175284314983Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:59:26 -0700<p><a href="http://rexuality.tumblr.com/post/65489127159/i-was-waiting-on-the-pizza-delivery-guy-to-call-me" class="tumblr_blog">rexuality</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>i was waiting on the pizza delivery guy to call me to say my pizza is here and when my phone rang i accidentally answered with “Pizza?” instead of hello and he replied “yes this is pizza”</p></blockquote>https://polar-or-die.tumblr.com/post/175284240428https://polar-or-die.tumblr.com/post/175284240428Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:56:46 -0700<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/7f9889f84a0409af6de10e7c4bcd8253/tumblr_p641bmuHyR1qm569so1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://will-ow-the-wisp.tumblr.com/post/172211290532/well-thank-god" class="tumblr_blog">will-ow-the-wisp</a>:</p><blockquote><p>Well thank god</p></blockquote>https://polar-or-die.tumblr.com/post/175284201053https://polar-or-die.tumblr.com/post/175284201053Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:55:19 -0700<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/59836eb39882ef04436ab502ad947763/tumblr_p8papxBmtM1qghjiyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://fartgallery.ca/post/173909373827/fartgallery-the-weirdest-thing-about-vancouver-so" class="tumblr_blog">fartgallery</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://fartgallery.ca/post/173883257202/the-weirdest-thing-about-vancouver-so-far-is-this" class="tumblr_blog">fartgallery</a>:</p><blockquote><p>The weirdest thing about vancouver so far is this image of Guy Fieri that they project onto the sky</p></blockquote> <figure data-orig-width="191" data-orig-height="84" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6ef2af1fe16d28d437a7c1d2dd417685/tumblr_inline_p8ql14od1l1qfjami_540.png"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/d1cca5958c85d3e9f4a195da375b3a29/tumblr_inline_p8qu99UzKR1qfjami_540.png" alt="image" data-orig-width="191" data-orig-height="84" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/6ef2af1fe16d28d437a7c1d2dd417685/tumblr_inline_p8ql14od1l1qfjami_540.png"/></figure></blockquote>https://polar-or-die.tumblr.com/post/175284121413https://polar-or-die.tumblr.com/post/175284121413Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:52:34 -0700 <video id='embed-5b32e1e502238481368453' class='crt-video crt-skin-default' width='400' height='495' poster='https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_p6gml7x6Z71uyr1mp_smart1.jpg' preload='none' muted data-crt-video data-crt-options='{"autoheight":null,"duration":7,"hdUrl":false,"filmstrip":{"url":"https://78.media.tumblr.com/previews/tumblr_p6gml7x6Z71uyr1mp_filmstrip.jpg","width":"200","height":"246"}}' > <source src="https://polar-or-die.tumblr.com/video_file/t:4pu15tsbDy2avUDJKYlJEA/175284113948/tumblr_p6gml7x6Z71uyr1mp/480" type="video/mp4"> </video> <br/><br/><p><a href="http://wrecked-camaro.tumblr.com/post/173680302180/apologeticallyfat-lol-same" class="tumblr_blog">wrecked-camaro</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://apologeticallyfat.tumblr.com/post/172569172348/lol-same" class="tumblr_blog">apologeticallyfat</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Lol same</p></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="450" data-orig-width="800" style=""><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/5f7f4b400d420013200584f352e0c697/tumblr_inline_p8dkuzWgLo1qg4jib_540.png" data-orig-height="450" data-orig-width="800"/></figure><p>…</p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="335" data-orig-width="600"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/871708527c79e791dc4d87a674a72528/tumblr_inline_p8dkv8KKF01qg4jib_540.jpg" data-orig-height="335" data-orig-width="600"/></figure></blockquote>https://polar-or-die.tumblr.com/post/175284113948https://polar-or-die.tumblr.com/post/175284113948Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:52:17 -0700<p><a href="https://cathugging.tumblr.com/post/173153820847/marshals-to-dictators-cathugging" class="tumblr_blog">cathugging</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://marshals-to-dictators.tumblr.com/post/173153810690/cathugging-marshals-to-dictators-youre-all" class="tumblr_blog">marshals-to-dictators</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://cathugging.tumblr.com/post/173153796987/marshals-to-dictators-youre-all-monsters" class="tumblr_blog">cathugging</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://marshals-to-dictators.tumblr.com/post/173153748905/youre-all-monsters" class="tumblr_blog">marshals-to-dictators</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>You’re all monsters</p></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="498" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/32bdcb8c86e33ef10e2a52aee7803804/tumblr_inline_p7j3wvdO1X1t5yjgl_500.png"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/dd6333ddd2836fff138f8e50b13e0db5/tumblr_inline_p8tnucfiWy1qcl3vz_540.png" data-orig-height="498" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/32bdcb8c86e33ef10e2a52aee7803804/tumblr_inline_p7j3wvdO1X1t5yjgl_500.png"/></figure><p>even her? </p> </blockquote> <p>No!!! Of course not!!!! She’s wonderful!</p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="496" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/660ba914f754535b8ce641a3251c473b/tumblr_inline_p7j3zqvDMD1t5yjgl_500.png"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/0ab5da1098acbcf197d282ee83c22645/tumblr_inline_p8tnucT2vn1qcl3vz_540.png" data-orig-height="496" data-orig-width="500" data-orig-src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/660ba914f754535b8ce641a3251c473b/tumblr_inline_p7j3zqvDMD1t5yjgl_500.png"/></figure><p>you fool!! </p> </blockquote>https://polar-or-die.tumblr.com/post/175283975478https://polar-or-die.tumblr.com/post/175283975478Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:47:26 -0700<p><a href="https://catsuggest.tumblr.com/post/173215985897/catsuggest-catsuggest-appreciatinge-some" class="tumblr_blog">catsuggest</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="https://catsuggest.tumblr.com/post/173213398577/catsuggest-appreciatinge-some-dirt-today" class="tumblr_blog">catsuggest</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="https://catsuggest.tumblr.com/post/173192966577/appreciatinge-some-dirt-today" class="tumblr_blog">catsuggest</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>appreciatinge some dirt today </p> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="422" data-orig-width="600"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/3d1f557cdb26f3cbd8e1b86b2e279d09/tumblr_inline_p7le4gMPx41to18eh_500.jpg" data-orig-height="422" data-orig-width="600"/></figure></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="600" data-orig-width="800"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/aad07caf89eb4413314ca07e115a50a3/tumblr_inline_p7mbtrQ3Za1to18eh_500.jpg" data-orig-height="600" data-orig-width="800"/></figure><p>dirt… she is wonderful </p> </blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="683" data-orig-width="1024"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/903464089e13462a6e3b54b7fb573a4c/tumblr_inline_p7mg8j7tC11to18eh_500.jpg" data-orig-height="683" data-orig-width="1024"/></figure><p>lov her (dirt) </p> </blockquote>https://polar-or-die.tumblr.com/post/175283929798https://polar-or-die.tumblr.com/post/175283929798Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:45:50 -0700<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/36510eaa73128052906e57b7f4c83c63/tumblr_p97xx12MZa1qigzueo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>https://polar-or-die.tumblr.com/post/175283915163https://polar-or-die.tumblr.com/post/175283915163Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:45:19 -0700<p><a href="http://fartgallery.ca/post/174317379607/explorer-dont-touch-that-artifact-youll-activate" class="tumblr_blog">fartgallery</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><b>explorer:</b> dont touch that artifact! youll activate the mummys cursive!</p><p><b>tomb raider [grabbing artifact]: </b>I dont believe in curses</p><p><b>explorer:</b> thats not-</p><p class="npf_quirky" data-npf='{"subtype":"quirky"}'>Mummy: OH YOU DONE IT NOW</p></blockquote>https://polar-or-die.tumblr.com/post/175283772108https://polar-or-die.tumblr.com/post/175283772108Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:40:14 -0700<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/fc19b0ff3e05df0f67c494d74fd2ee18/tumblr_p9i7a11rMd1runmxgo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://i-was-once-a--tortoise.tumblr.com/post/174377465364/everything-about-this-is-fucking-hilarious-im" class="tumblr_blog">i-was-once-a–tortoise</a>:</p><blockquote><p>everything about this is fucking hilarious. i’m sorry, random pompeii man, but your death was some looney tunes bullshit and the framing of this photograph isn’t helping.</p></blockquote>https://polar-or-die.tumblr.com/post/175283735123https://polar-or-die.tumblr.com/post/175283735123Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:38:57 -0700<img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/7b649f3c1f71a416c670367f30823c84/tumblr_p8efykb9bH1wixq9yo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>https://polar-or-die.tumblr.com/post/175283695288https://polar-or-die.tumblr.com/post/175283695288Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:37:32 -0700 <video id='embed-5b32e1e503930025995857' class='crt-video crt-skin-default' width='400' height='224' poster='https://78.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_owojvsL3rd1w5pr9j_smart1.jpg' preload='none' muted data-crt-video data-crt-options='{"autoheight":null,"duration":34,"hdUrl":false,"filmstrip":{"url":"https://68.media.tumblr.com/previews/tumblr_owojvsL3rd1w5pr9j_filmstrip.jpg","width":"200","height":"112"}}' > <source src="https://polar-or-die.tumblr.com/video_file/t:4pu15tsbDy2avUDJKYlJEA/175283655248/tumblr_owojvsL3rd1w5pr9j" type="video/mp4"> </video> <br/><br/><p><a href="http://runwithskizzers.tumblr.com/post/170436340749/skypig357-get-your-ass-on-the-dance-floor-this" class="tumblr_blog">runwithskizzers</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://skypig357.tumblr.com/post/165766677671/get-your-ass-on-the-dance-floor" class="tumblr_blog">skypig357</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Get your ass on the dance floor </p></blockquote> <p>this is already on my blog like five times and i honestly don’t even care<br/></p> </blockquote>https://polar-or-die.tumblr.com/post/175283655248https://polar-or-die.tumblr.com/post/175283655248Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:36:07 -0700<p><a href="http://neilnevins.tumblr.com/post/171832469918/memeluvr2-oh-sorry" class="tumblr_blog">neilnevins</a>:</p><blockquote> <p><a href="http://memeluvr2.tumblr.com/post/143567606592" class="tumblr_blog">memeluvr2</a>:</p> <blockquote><figure data-orig-width="397" data-orig-height="222" class="tmblr-full"><img data-orig-width="397" data-orig-height="222" src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/148ac9039fd6492a4080cdfb2f2aac44/tumblr_inline_o64ch0Dq9R1u5iysq_500.gif"/></figure></blockquote> <figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="479" data-orig-width="666"><img src="https://78.media.tumblr.com/e91b038d0aa102792003ca664fa71e39/tumblr_inline_p5jcrn65DP1r4dsv1_500.jpg" data-orig-height="479" data-orig-width="666"/></figure><p>“oh. sorry”</p> </blockquote>https://polar-or-die.tumblr.com/post/175282807523https://polar-or-die.tumblr.com/post/175282807523Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:06:39 -0700